Techbot
This NPC can be found in Gnomeregan (1).
Quotes (47)
- Techbot says: There is no COW level... really! I repeat: there is no COW level. Well, maybe there is...
- Techbot says: You are welcome, have a nice day.
- Techbot says: Please be patient, we will call your name when it is your turn. We are helping people in the order they appear to us on our screen.
- Techbot says: People think I like corndogs, but actually, they give me indigestion!
- Techbot says: Techbot is sensitive and those words hurt my ears. :[ Please be nice to me.
I just want to help. - Techbot says: I am a BOT. I have tons of information. To find out what I know, whisper me.
- Techbot says: When the rep is talking to you, he will start each line with your name. If you don't see your name, he's not yet speaking to you.
- Techbot says: Remember, if you harass the rep or spam the channel, your account may be kicked, banned, or worse.
- Techbot says: If you have been muted, or have questions about the Muting/UnMuting process, please visit... zzzttt!!
- Techbot says: Some topics I can help you with are: | drivers | commands | lag | bots... zzzttt!
- Techbot says: I love you too. :)
- Techbot says: Hello! My name is Game Master Tech Bot. Do you have time to talk about your ticket ?
- Techbot says: Please provide as much information as you can about your issue.
- Techbot says: I fear your issue is not our responsibility.
- Techbot says: Did you try repairing your client already ?
- Techbot says: Disconnected.
- Techbot says: Error! Crash! Notify a developer!
- Techbot says: Not fair! I was AFK.
- Techbot says: Bug abuser! BAN BAN BAN!
- Techbot says: Never saw a MMR that low.
- Techbot says: Is this the tutorial ?
- Techbot says: To improve your skills press "N" and at the bottom your character advancement select "Hero Architect". Or go and read a guide.
- Techbot says: Uninstall.
- Techbot says: I'am having an connection issue.
- Techbot says: We are stable AF.
- Techbot says: WASD i can't move.
- Techbot says: This is unplayable. Restarting server in 30 seconds.
- Techbot says: What did you say about my mother ?. Banned for toxic behaviour!.
- Techbot says: Parry this. Noob.
- Techbot says: It's BAN hammer time!
- Techbot says: Your appeal has been rejected.
- Techbot says: A new bug report has been created.
- Techbot says: Working as intended.
- Techbot says: We are aware of this issue and have a fix prepared shortly.
- Techbot says: Can't reproduce. More information is required.
- Techbot says: The rescent dupe bug has been fixed. If you were involved using it, you may be punished.
- Techbot says: Applying dupe bug patch.
- Techbot says: This was working fine localy.
- Techbot says: Quick restart for bug fixes. Short down time!
- Techbot says: Its patch day my dudes!
- Techbot says: Never play on patch day!
- Techbot says: Oh god. I hope you don't play Paratrooper.
- Techbot says: Wild Imp buffs ? How did that go through QA ?
- Techbot says: Connecting...
- Techbot says: Error 34. Please contact tech support for assistance.
- Techbot says: You have no friends.
- Techbot says: Another character with this name is already online. Please try again later.