Nat Pagle
This NPC can be found in Old Hillsbrad Foothills (1).
Quotes (23)
- Nat Pagle says: Hal...
- Nat Pagle says: Had that dream again last night...
- Nat Pagle says: That one dream... The crazy one. Remember?
- Nat Pagle says: Tarren Mill is destroyed by some crazy force of undead and forever more becomes an enemy to Southshore.
- Nat Pagle says: Could ya imagine such a thing, Hal? Could ya?
- Nat Pagle says: That one where thousands of people are all watching us from up in the sky...
- Nat Pagle says: We're like their puppets - we dance and cry and fight and say silly things for their amusement.
- Nat Pagle says: Sometimes, even when I'm awake, I think they're watching us. Maybe they're watching us right now...
- Nat Pagle says: So I'm on some mountain with some big ol' tree. Bunch of elves runnin' around all over...
- Nat Pagle says: Out of nowhere, some 300 foot tall demon or somethin' walks up and starts climbin' the tree...
- Nat Pagle says: And if that weren't crazy enough, that big demon gets killed by a bunch of little floating light things... Oh, I was also a female elf in that one... Yep...
- Nat Pagle says: In this dream, I was fishin' master of the world. I moved to some place called Kalimdor...
- Nat Pagle says: And people from all over the world come to me to pay homage... and learn to fish.
- Nat Pagle says: I'm like some kind of fishing god...
- Nat Pagle says: This one's real grim... So the king's kid, Arthas... Well he goes out to battle evil, along with Uther... *Nat pats his brow dry*
- Nat Pagle says: But tragically, Arthas is consumed by the evil and becomes evil himself...
- Nat Pagle says: Well, he comes back to the king all pretendin' to be nice, draws his sword, and runs the king through, elbow to ... well you know... kills him on the spot.
- Nat Pagle says: I can't even believe this one... You know those two loud-mouthed ruffians, Foror and Tigule?
- Nat Pagle says: Well in this dream, they somehow end up inventing something called ice-cream and flavoring it with strawberries... Well, long story short, they end up striking it rich!
- Nat Pagle says: If that weren't crazy enough, they decide to quit the ice-cream business and become adventurers... They travel all over the place and finally disappear into some portal. I woke up in a cold sweat after that one...
- Nat Pagle says: That one where I'm in Durnholde and that one orc that Blackmoore keeps as his personal slave breaks out...
- Nat Pagle says: He ends up destroying the whole keep, freeing all the orcs we're keeping in the camps, and rising to power as the king of orcs... Warchief or somethin'.
- Nat Pagle says: Crazy, isn't it?